4

The Club

5

Herb

Legend (or leg-end) in the lifetime of the chargers.  First to grow his authentic charger antlers.  Don’t pass to his hands.  Last year's winner of the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” award…

So much money he bought the club. Then the school.  Then the pub.  I’m not saying anything nasty about him…

15 Year Legend

10 Year LEGEND

CLUB COMMITMENT 2001-2004

CLUB COMMITMENT 2004-2005

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

06/07

13

8

0.62

0

50%

11

05/06

1

2

2.00

0

n/a

0

05/06

16

26

1.63

0

50%

16

04/05

2

2

1.00

0

100%

0

04/05

19

20

1.05

0

100%

18

03/04

8

2

0.25

0

n/a

3

03/04

12

28

2.33

0

60%

16

02/03

4

7

1.75

1

0%

4

02/03

14

14

1.00

0

67%

7

01/02

10

8

0.80

n/a

100%

1

01/02

11

6

0.55

n/a

100%

9

6

Ginger Nut

7

Action Man

Finally realising his potential after many years… narrowly missing out on the “best line to a referee ever” award for his infamous “hey, listen it’s not like I called you…

Man who is a legend at Cheam - rumours that he played at the Rugby World Cup as Keith Wood abound…

7 YEAR VETERAN

11 Year LEGEND

MR BUMP 2002-2004

SIXTH MAN 2001-2007

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

6

10

1.67

0

0%

6

06/07

12

71

5.92

16

43%

16

05/06

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

05/06

10

30

3.00

6

25%

22

04/05

6

3

0.50

1

n/a

4

04/05

19

75

3.95

16

28%

20

03/04

8

26

3.25

1

45%

6

03/04

9

54

6.00

9

42%

15

02/03

6

13

2.17

0

17%

7

02/03

13

33

2.54

4

78%

19

01/02

9

17

1.89

n/a

29%

17

01/02

12

111

9.25

n/a

43%

39

8

Rafe

9

Kreese

Instant success in the Cheam squad, effortlessly swatting all and looking to have the letters BR put in his name…

Look out for him as Voldemort in Potter 5... "Basketarmius!"

Cheam's Sweatmeister.  Ask him if he's seen J-P's little Don Pedro...

JUNIOR TALENT

JUNIOR TALENT

MVP 2004-2005, 2006-2007

MVP 2005-2006

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

13

235

18.08

6

75%

13

06/07

14

230

16.43

12

53%

19

05/06

16

294

18.38

3

66%

48

05/06

21

432

20.57

16

64%

42

04/05

24

460

19.17

18

62%

54

04/05

12

201

16.75

6

40%

25

10

DDD

11

Burger Boy

Long flowing locks and cleaning up under the bucket his specialties. 

Mmmm… burgers.  Convinced into giving MVP performance by Big Mac Bribing assignment from Action Man.  Recently returned from hell hole of Bedford to all our reliefs… injured… but tempted out of retirement by Baloo!

JUNIOR TALENT

12 YEARS OF SERVICE

MOST IMPROVED 2004-2005

MVP SURREY CUP 2002

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

5

25

5.00

0

11%

10

06/07

1

2

2.00

0

n/a

1

05/06

14

104

7.43

0

64%

13

05/06

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

04/05

14

102

7.29

0

57%

15

04/05

15

95

6.33

3

33%

16

03/04

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

03/04

11

100

9.09

11

45%

11

02/03

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

02/03

17

101

5.94

3

56%

21

01/02

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

01/02

13

95

7.31

n/a

58%

31

12

Mr Glass

13

Oberon

Latest high cost import with style and skills...  Looking to capture the teary ones crown of most on court sobbing.

Quiet reserved family man with ongoing resemblance to Pillsbury Doughboy.  Least likely to swear profanely, whistle and shout abuse at everyone... from the bench…

SENIOR PERFORMER

13 Year LEGEND

DEFENSIVE PLAYER 2003-2004

FREE THROW KING 2004-2005

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

12

158

13.17

0

51%

38

06/07

14

43

3.07

0

38%

14

05/06

19

169

8.89

0

50%

52

05/06

8

27

3.38

0

88%

9

04/05

17

210

12.35

0

51%

42

04/05

12

44

3.67

0

71%

18

03/04

11

180

16.36

0

54%

27

03/04

12

54

4.50

0

36%

18

02/03

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

02/03

8

11

1.38

0

75%

12

01/02

1

6

6.00

n/a

n/a

1

01/02

14

57

4.07

n/a

63%

37

14

Sharkbite

15

Cedric

Wouldn't like to see how the shark fared after their encounter…

Gallic import, with style and flair… How good is his basketball though?  We'll have to wait until we can get him to play…

JUNIOR TALENT

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

4

8

2.00

2

n/a

6

06/07

1

0

0.00

0

n/a

1

05/06

8

11

1.38

3

n/a

11

05/06

3

2

0.67

0

0%

0

17

Big Mike

Is stepping into Andy's shoes quickly - and picking up the same injuries...

SOPHOMORE STAR

MOST IMPROVED 2001-2004

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

3

10

3.33

1

63%

5

06/07

3

59

19.67

0

81%

5

05/06

5

47

9.4

0

41%

4

25

Me

So good there are non-existent players on the bench before me.  But at least no grief about my dodgy goatee…

9 YEAR VETERAN

MOST IMPROVED 2001-2004

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

06/07

6

27

4.50

5

50%

6

06/07

14

53

3.79

0

29%

9

05/06

17

24

1.41

0

14%

16

04/05

10

29

2.90

0

27%

7

03/04

11

62

5.64

0

43

8

02/03

9

19

2.11

0

38

9

01/02

9

9

1.00

n/a

13

9

CORRECT AS AT 20TH JUNE 2007

ON THE TREATMENT TABLE

Dozer

Big Pete

Big Aussie Import.  Impressed with the ability to sleep, during matches, whilst on court.

The man mountain came to Cheam…and then hurt his ankle

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

1 YEAR OF SERVICE

SLEEPIEST PLAYER 2003-2005

BEST IN BOILERSUIT 2004

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

04/05

3

4

1.33

0

100%

0

03/04

3

4

1.33

0

n/a

4

03/04

9

24

2.67

0

55%

7

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

Puppet on a String

Marlboro Kid

His operation fixed his broken neck… so he could look up while dribbling.  Hopefully his “hey-ectomy” will work out along with the passing courses…

Currently the centre of a scientific enquiry into whether a lungful of tar can improve your second half performance… Currently struck down by invisibility...

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

8 Year VETERAN

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 2002-2003

MVP 2003-2004

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

05/06

15

102

6.80

10

55%

39

05/06

1

2

2.00

0

n/a

1

04/05

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

04/05

19

191

10.05

17

60%

18

03/04

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

03/04

14

202

14.43

15

70%

25

02/03

20

379

18.95

34

70%

23

02/03

18

108

6.00

4

57%

47

Sir

The Teary One

Would take anyone “downtown” for a lesson in treys – has hung up all manner of boots but not his basketball ones.  Inbuilt distaste for shooting inside the arc – ‘cos that’s where the kids doing detention stand…

Sobbing a speciality unlike his famous inability to cope with bras or “after-ices” all together now... “Why am I more drunk than Jay?”…

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

MVP 2001-2003

FREE THROW KING 2001-2003

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

02/03

16

336

21.00

43

62%

21

02/03

16

208

13.00

12

71%

42

01/02

12

269

22.42

n/a

50%

21

01/02

14

165

11.79

n/a

70%

37

The Red Mist

Walt

Played with half the basketballing world.  Has had the insight that the invading armies never pulled muscles in Poland so now has Goosestepped his way to Australia…

New addition to the squad, with style, flair and panache.  Don't worry, he was soon brought down to Charger standards!!!

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

05/06

11

75

6.82

0

42%

26

05/06

17

100

5.88

0

62%

21

04/05

17

147

8.65

0

50%

43

04/05

11

75

6.82

2

61%

11

Freddie

Captain Black

New signing who took months to finally play his first game for Cheam.  A special skill developed for breaking his arm every October... playing football...

Pale, unshaven, messing around with those Mysterons... Definite tendency towards being hooked from the side lines... Look out for the circles on the floor as he drives the lanes...

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

1 YEAR OF SERVICE

MR BUMP 2005-2006

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 2005-2006

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

05/06

4

24

6.00

3

75%

3

05/06

20

101

5.05

0

58%

47

04/05

6

41

6.83

3

100%

10

Sicknote

Pork Pie

So injury prone he turned up to training in hospital scrubs to save time later on…

High expense off season transfer, lit up the scoreboard for a few games then got injured.
Now returned to a former team in order to "win some games".  Cheek!

1 YEAR OF SERVICE

1 YEAR OF SERVICE

MR BUMP 2004-2005

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

04/05

1

2

2.00

0

n/a

0

02/03

8

120

15.00

0

69%

11

For Me?

The Doctor

Returned from life threatening knee injury to dribble around in circles.   All together now... "For me?"

Rohipnol specialist with own carry-on Igor.  Currently not playing as a shadow of his former self… but always welcome at Caister!

6 YEARS OF SERVICE

3 YEARS OF SERVICE

3 POINT SNIPER 2003-2004

FREE THROW KING 2003-2004

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

03/04

9

38

4.22

10

33%

7

03/04

7

82

11.71

0

78%

9

02/03

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

n/a

02/03

7

51

7.29

0

50%

12

01/02

1

17

17.00

n/a

n/a

1

01/02

15

149

9.93

n/a

56%

32

Tigger

Slim Jaydy

He bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced, bounced…

Resident team student famous for only scoring when promised Slush Puppies.  Also famous for drinking the teary one into oblivion recently…

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

2 YEARS OF SERVICE

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 2001-2002

TEAM STUDENT 2001-2005

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

Year

Played

Points

PPG

3's

FT%

Fouls

02/03

17

64

3.76

0

26%

27

04/05

1

2

2.00

0

n/a

0

01/02

16

127

7.94

n/a

47%

30

02/03

8

33

4.13

0

25%

3

01/02

1

2

2.00

n/a

n/a

0