CAISTER STATS 2007

 
TOTAL
v Baddows Eagles
v London Westside
v Moustache Hunters
Average
 
points
threes
fouls
points
threes
fouls
points
threes
fouls
points
threes
fouls
points
threes
fouls
CLARE BEAR
21
1
5
9
1
2
10
0
1
2
0
2
7.00
0.33
1.67
BEAR CLAW
8
0
1
2
0
1
2
0
0
4
0
0
2.67
0.00
0.33
BEARLY STANDING
2
0
5
0
0
3
0
0
1
2
0
1
0.67
0.00
1.67
ROOKIE BEAR
2
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
2
0
1
0.67
0.00
0.33
BEAR DAWG
11
3
1
0
0
0
8
2
0
3
1
1
3.67
1.00
0.33
HERBY BEAR
3
0
4
2
0
2
0
0
1
1
0
1
1.00
0.00
1.33
SHARKY BEAR
4
1
1
4
1
0
0
0
1
0
0
0
1.33
0.33
0.33
ONE MAN BEAR
18
4
4
9
3
2
4
0
2
5
1
0
6.00
1.33
1.33
TIMBEARLAKE
7
0
0
0
0
0
3
0
0
4
0
0
2.33
0.00
0.00
BEAR BONES
2
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
1
2
0
0
0.67
0.00
0.33
SLEEPY BEAR
20
6
1
14
4
1
3
1
0
3
1
0
6.67
2.00
0.33
 
 
98
15
24
40
9
11
30
3
7
28
3
6
32.67
5
8

 

 

 

CAISTER STATS 2006

TOTAL
v Army
v Solihull
v Knights
points
fouls
points
fouls
points
fouls
points
fouls
DOZER
4
2
0
2
0
0
4
0
ANGLER
5
4
0
2
3
1
2
1
BUS DRIVER
21
3
8
1
11
1
2
1
JACKIE CHAN
0
0
DNP
DNP
0
0
0
0
HERB
4
3
4
1
0
1
0
1
CAPTAIN BLACK
10
9
1
2
2
3
7
4
EL DIABLE DEL FUEGO
2
3
0
2
0
0
2
1
SHARK
7
3
2
2
0
0
5
1
BLACK HOLE
13
4
0
0
11
2
2
2
BULLDAWG
2
2
0
0
0
2
2
0
BONES
2
2
DNP
DNP
0
1
2
1
THE LUMBERJACK
4
8
0
3
0
3
4
2
BURGER BOY
2
2
DNP
DNP
DNP
DNP
2
2
THE BEAR
2
2
0
0
2
2
0
0
                 
CHARGERS
78
47
15
15
29
16
34
16
OPPOSITION
156
28
61
10
30
14
65
4

CAISTER QUOTES 2006

"I liked it so much I'm going to come again next year, again, for a fifth time" Burger Boy

"What foul???" Bones

"8.30? Oh b******s" The Bear

Anything said by Heed all weekend... See him down the Griff...

CAISTER STATS 2005

  TOTAL GAME 1 vs CAMBERLEY GAME 2 vs RLC GAME 3 vs LEEDS
Player Number Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls
What? 4 2 0 6 0 0 4 0 0 1 2 0 1
Action Man 5 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 1 0
Mr Glass 6 38 0 7 20 0 2 11 0 4 7 0 1
The Dormouse 7 8 2 2 5 1 0 0 0 2 3 1 0
Nemo 8 9 0 4 2 0 2 6 0 2 1 0 0
Chisels 9 4 0 1 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marlboro Kid 11 16 3 2 4 1 0 8 2 1 4 0 1
Oberon 12 1 0 6 1 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 2
Burger Boy 14 5 1 3 0 0 0 5 1 1 0 0 2
                         
CHARGERS 86 7 35 36 2 12 30 3 16 20 2 7
OPPOSITION 156   20 47   11 55   7 54   2

 

CAISTER QUOTES 2005

 

"I liked it so much I'm going to come again next year, again, for a fourth time" Burger Boy

"I can't go on... Geoff's wearing the trainers..." Oberon

"P-A-R-T-Y. Why? Because I gots ta!" Mr Glass

"Two's Up?" ?????

 

CAISTER AWARDS AND STATS 2004

Most Points Scored Suggs Weekend non-scorer Jackie Chan, Dozer,

I'm not Ed, Magic

Downtown Sniper Shooter Suggs T-shirt most likely to scare girls Dr Rohipnol
Dirtiest Player Dozer Most injured team award The Team
Best Wearing of Boiler Suit I'm not Ed Most explosive five minute spell as only scoring part of day Big Bear
Player most likely to be badgered Badgered Technical of the day Suggs
Player most clearly destined to be a Charger, whilst clearly too good at the moment Suggs Living up to Tour Name Award EVERYONE!
Nice to have you back award Leaky Bones, Magic Off court technical of the tournament The Liability

 

  Running Renegades The Windmills City Stags Average Total
  Points Fouls Points Fouls Points Fouls Points Fouls Points Fouls
I'm not Ed 0 1 DNP DNP 0.00 1.00 0.00 1.00
Leaky Bones 2 1 4 0 0 1 2.00 0.67 6.00 2.00
For Me? 3 0 0 0 2 0 1.67 0.00 5.00 0.00
Jackie Chan DNP 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
Magic DNP 0 0 0 2 0.00 1.00 0.00 2.00
Suggs 21 2 6 0 14 2 13.67 1.33 41.00 4.00
Herb 0 0 DNP 0 0 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
Dozer 0 0 0 4 DNP 0.00 2.00 0.00 4.00
Dr Rohipnol 4 0 2 0 DNP 3.00 0.00 6.00 0.00
Mr Lay Up DNP 2 1 0 0 1.00 0.50 2.00 1.00
Marlboro Kid 1 0 0 0 0 3 0.33 1.00 1.00 3.00
The Liability 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.67 0.00 2.00 0.00
Badgered 9 3 10 3 6 2 8.33 2.67 25.00 8.00
Burger Boy 0 0 4 0 4 3 2.67 1.00 8.00 3.00
Big Bear 8 2 DNP 0 1 4.00 1.50 8.00 3.00
TOTAL 50 9 28 8 26 14 37.33 12.67 104.00 31.00
OPPOSITION 47 11 51 10 28 10        

 

CAISTER QUOTES 2004

 

"I liked it so much I'm going to come again next year.  Again." Burger Boy

 

"Hello? No, this isn't my phone so I don't know who you are..." Suggs

 

"Perhaps the referee was right and we were drunk for that last game..." Suggs

 

"We've got 8 seconds and we're two down... We've got time.  We'll inbound, use a few seconds and drive to the basket, scoring the layup or drawing a foul..." For me? runs the last timeout. Can you guess what happened next? 

 

"Zzzzzz"  Dozer leads the bus in a sing song on the way back...

 

"Thank God I came this year..." Marlboro Kid

 

CAISTER AWARDS AND STATS 2003

Most Points Scored Sobbing Norm Weekend non-scorer Jackie Chan
Downtown Sniper Shooter Action Man T-shirt most likely to scare girls Dr Rohipnol
Dirtiest Player Pork Pie Booze ridden supporter award 'Orrible
Best line for getting girls to sit on your knee B L S O P Most explosive five minute spell as only scoring part of day Burger Boy
Player most likely to be badgered Pork Pie Technical of the day The Liability
Nice to have you back award Leaky Bones Worst ref award Sobbing Norm
Quietest Squad member Marlboro Kid Most likely to be 'stumped' Herb
Best Lay Up Action Man    

 

    TOTAL GAME 1 vs SPEEDY GAME 2 vs WOODLEY GAME 3 vs LASERS
Player Number Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls Points 3's Fouls
Herb 0 4 0 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0
Magic 00 8 0 2 2 0 0 2 0 1 4 0 1
Dr Rohipnol 000 8 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 1
Sobbing Norm 4 26 2 1 13 1 0 5 1 1 8 0 0
The Liability 6 6 0 2 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
Jackie Chan 7 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
Leaky Bones 8 4 0 4 0 0 2 4 0 1 0 0 1
Pork Pie 9 12 0 5 6 0 2 2 0 2 4 0 1
Action Man 10 21 5 6 6 2 1 13 3 4 2 0 1
Homer 12 4 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 1 4 0 1
Burger Boy 14 12 0 4 0 0 1 10 0 1 2 0 2
Dan Akroyd 20 3 0 2 2 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0
                           
CHARGERS 108 7 32 35 3 10 39 4 13 34 0 9
OPPOSITION 142   19 51   9 42   3 49   7

 

CAISTER QUOTES 2003

 

"I liked it so much I'm going to come again next year" Burger Boy

 

"It's amazing how good you guys were considering what p***heads you all are" 'Orrible

 

"Excuse me love, but I've a few exposures left and I want a photo to prove to me mum that I'm not gay..."  B L S O P

 

"          " Marlboro Kid